I got my my prognosis from a very serious man, who was seated in a very small office, with very small chairs, and very bad lighting. Before he said anything, I was already aware of almost everything I knew all that because I’d been Googling everything I could find about
THIS IS ME WITH A SHARK. If you had talked to me about sharks two months ago I would have said this: I hate sharks. I know that’s not cool to say. I realize sharks are endangered because people are dumb and cruel and cut off their fins to
I’m affected by my surroundings. Probably too much. I get bummed out by a drab hotel room, huge parking garages give me the ick, the Brutalist architecture in eastern Europe is dehumanizing to me and to top it off I find the entire season of winter deeply offensive As
Going to a zoo sucks. I effing hate Zoos. If you work at a zoo, or are involved with them in anyway I am sorry. I know you do wonderful work and without you and your trained team of dedicated experts all the animals in the world would be
I’ve taken a woman to Australia before. It was awesome. Well, Australia was. The woman? Not so much. I was with my ex-wife (at the time still my wife obvs). This was not so awesome. But it’s a testament to how completely, utterly awesome Australia is that I still enjoyed
Stephen Spielberg ruined the ocean for me. If you don’t know who he is, he is the guy who made the movie Jaws and a couple of other films you may have heard about. It’s funny, because he’s made so many great films people forget that Spielberg initially broke into
Joopsy wrote this at school and it makes me happy.