CONVERSATIONS WITH A SERIOUS MAN


I got my my prognosis from a very serious man, who was seated in a very small office, with very small chairs, and very bad lighting. Before he said anything, I was already aware of almost everything I knew all that because I’d been Googling everything I could find about

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My Favorite Building


  I’m affected by my surroundings. Probably too much. I get bummed out by a drab hotel room, huge parking garages give me the ick, the Brutalist architecture in eastern Europe is dehumanizing to me and to top it off I find the entire season of winter deeply offensive As

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Making Up for Lost Sex


I’ve taken a woman to Australia before. It was awesome. Well, Australia was. The woman? Not so much. I was with my ex-wife (at the time still my wife obvs). This was not so awesome. But it’s a testament to how completely, utterly awesome Australia is that I still enjoyed

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Stephen Spielberg Ruined the Ocean.


Stephen Spielberg ruined the ocean for me. If you don’t know who he is, he is the guy who made the movie Jaws and a couple of other films you may have heard about. It’s funny, because he’s made so many great films people forget that Spielberg initially broke into

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